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My Visual Fantasies
Don Rumsfeld scampering away from angry bees.
Taliban thongs.
The cast of Seinfeld performing a Blue Man Group routine-- in blackface.
Don Rumsfeld squinting upward at a rapidly descending Acme safe.
A girl in a Barcardi Mojito commercial throwing up on the bartender.
The same girl throwing up on Don Rumsfeld.
Wolf Blizter weeping uncontrollably over a plate of pancakes.
Barack Obama, decked out as a drum major breaking into a rousing chorus of 76 Trombones.
Juno remade as Rosemary's Baby II.
That grotesquely tan guy from Countrywide Financial forced to eat a gallon of lime sherbet at gunpoint.
Don Rumsfeld forced to eat the Countrywide guy at spearpoint.
Disney's Gitmo On Ice.
A Coen sister.
Dick Cheney lecturing Satan about lifestyle choices.
George Bush carried harmlessly away by a flock of starlings.
Everybody wearing rocket pants. |
